What is the meaning of life?

Life would be easier and world peace might have been achieved long ago if mankind had stopped discussing things that don’t exist. Unicorns. Immortal Love. Sexy Nazis. (Let’s leave God aside, we’ll discuss his existence with him.) What definitely doesn’t exist, or only exists after at least one bottle of decent champagne, is the meaning of life. Nevertheless, lost souls keep writing books about him, which is why a text is now due here that will clarify the question of the meaning once and for all. So be sure to read to the end! And get ready for something.